Thursday, February 2, 2012

Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign



Passed a sign today that said, "No signs allowed." Ironic, huh? It did have other signs around it.

My favorite sign is in Murrysville: "Bickers and Bickers, Attorneys at Law." If I couldn't have My Cousin Vinny as my lawyer, I'd want someone who bickers and bickers.

Saw a T-shirt, which is kind of like a sign, that was meant, I hope, for a pregnant police woman. It said: "Good Cop/Baby Cop."

Q. What sign were you born under? A. Maternity Ward

The title, of course, is a reference to the song by The Five Man Electrical Band, which I always liked (having once had long hair and being unemployed) even though the last verse implies churches are money-grubbing (perhaps some are).

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